WELL THANKS A LOT!

Not long after i first met Jan , and after the imbibing of a bottle of wine or so she turned to me and said " Do you know your the oldest man Ive ever seen" . And I always thought I looked young for my age.

Close but no cigar 2

Alcohol can always be a problem, but with Jan it's the names that cause the problem. Two examples spring to mind
1) A famous Yorkshire brew...... but is it really called OLD CEPULIER?

2) Jans favourite cider... I always thought it was Old Rosie but Jan always calls it Aunt Bessies !